I know you’ve been clamouring for updates but I’ve been on a stakeout this past while (even I have to earn money you know!) so haven’t had much time to regale you with my exploits.
Once this case is over, I’ll share the juicy details with you. As a preview of forthcoming attractions I will reveal the following:
It includes:
a plague of spiders (and when I say spiders I’m not talking about “ooh there’s a little one in the bath”, I mean hairy beasties the size of rats),
strange goings-on at the Curds and Whey Bed and Breakfast
Miss Muffet (winner of Grimmtown’s Arachnaphobe of the Year for the past 12 years)
an old lady who – yes, indeed – lives in a shoe,
Theodore Frogg, owner of Frogg Prince Pets,
and two prime candidates for the Village Idiot of the Year Award
Yes, I know, I know; you want all the details now don’t you? Well I’ll just keep you in suspense a little while longer.
Coming soon:
The Third Pig Detective Agency in The Curds and Whey Mystery.
